GUESS WHO’S BACK..
Yeah, it’s me.
Yeah, it’s me.
The people who follow my blog with every post, you might have noticed me uploading less. I used to post 3 or 4 pieces a day, but it kinda faded away.
Girls always talk about finding the perfect guy. Guess what, they don’t exist.
Everybody has those days that you’re laying in bed, and you’re supposed to go somewhere, but you just don’t want too. Some might have it because your bed is so nice and snug, others because it’s too cold outside. When I laid in bed, I didn’t want to get up because I was in pain.
Getting nudes from a girl you haven’t have sex with yet. That’s always been my goal. It’s a challenge, and I love a challenge.
This is the first post from ‘Advice from a cheater’. I got a mail from Sarah, and I’ll try to answer it from my point of view.
So we all got a list in our head about celebs who we would love to fuck. Some people even have a agreement with their partner, that if they ever had the chance, they could do it. Chances are, that’s never gonna happen.
I was about 18 years old at the time, and I was working at a magazine because my study didn’t start for another 6 months. That’s where I met this amazing 26 year old woman.
As you know from my other post (CLICK HERE) I let my diet go a little bit during the winter time. Let me tell you, it sucks. I miss feeling hot!
So I thought I was bad, but it seems that I’m not the only one.
We were home alone. I tried to kiss her. She pushed me away. Don’t touch me, she said. I grabbed her, kissed her and threw her on the bed.
I’ve been a cheater my whole life. Whatever I did back then, I can’t change it right now. The only thing I can do right now, is help you.
I might be an asshole, but I care about what’s happening in our world. I came across this rapper and damn, his lyrics are painfully true.
I’m very attracted to emo-girls, but yet I’ve only had sex with one of them. She’s my one and only emo-girl, and she was crying.
You gotta love photo-shop! I’m marrying this chick! I’m sorry my photo-shop skills are the same as a 5 year old’s, but I gotta start somewhere right?
Me and ‘thejamielea‘ are two totally different minds. She is all about love, I’m more of an asshole.
There are some men/women who never get lucky. Why is that? I’ve had my fair share of friends who didn’t get laid. Here is what I think.
Thought I would make a nice header for my website, turns out that it looks like shit as a header. Still proud if it so I’m just gonna leave it right here.
You know what really grinds my gears? All this talk about shifting body images. Models are getting photo-shopped, so what?
So my mom is an alcoholic, and it really pisses me off. Of course she is in denial, but that doesn’t mean it’s not happening.
.So I’m 21 years old and I’m a teacher at a high-school. I’m not a real teacher, i’m just an intern. I’m working as a P.E (physical education) teacher, and then I saw her. She wasn’t just cute, she had the tits and all. She was a straight up jailbait. Let’s call her Rosy.
Yes, a six-pack is nice to look at. It shows girls you are in good shape, but it’s not a guarantee you will get any more girls then when you’re not having a six-pack. In fact, it could stop you from getting more girls.
So I watched ‘I spit on your grave’ for the third time this weekend. The movie is a crime/horror/thriller, and could be described as disturbing.
So in my previous blog (click here if you missed it) I thought a lot about weather to tell my GF about my blog.
Let’s talk a little bit about foreplay. Foreplay is what we do to each other to get each other ready for sex. If I have an erection, that means I’m ready for sex, and I’m all fore-played out.
So I’m 19 years old, and in a relationship with Jessica (the one with the handicap). I was spending some time with her 2 little brothers in the other room, and she came in.
I started this blog because I needed a place for the emotions I couldn’t show in ‘real’ life. I wasn’t happy with myself because there were so many lies. Writing about them makes me feel better. Even though I don’t know any of you, I feel like I’m somewhat becoming a better person.
Everybody is using tinder, which means you should use it to find yourself some booty. I’ve had my fair chair of Tinder hookups, and it’s not hard at all.
I love watching movies, but sometimes I get the feeling that everything is just the same. It’s basically the same story, just with different characters. At that moment I decided to search the web for some ‘disturbing’ movies. I invited my best friend and we started watching ‘A Serbian film’. Sounds harmless right? That’s what I thought…
Did you get lucky? I know I have. I saw this pedestrian poll from Jimmy Kimmel today and it had some surprising answers, so it got me interested. Bloggers do threesomes? It doesn’t matter weather it’s man-girl-girl or girl-man-man. Don’t worry, it’s anonymous.
This story takes place during my holiday with my GF from the last post (click here if you missed it). I’m 19 years old, and ready to fuck.
I’m 19 years old, and on a holiday, with my girlfriend (Jessica, the one with the handicap). Well, there were 2 apartments right next to each other, with a big club in the middle. People from both apartments would come there to party. We were both with our parents, and Jessica’s parents choose to spend their holiday there…
So you’re in a bar or a club, and you’re talking to some girl. Finding equal grounds can be really hard, and sometimes awkward. You need to get this conversation going, or otherwise it will be you and your hand all over again. She won’t go home with some retard who can’t even have a…
So I’m about 19 years old and I’m being single again. I hate being single, I can’t stand it. I don’t know why, but every time I’m single I manage to fall in love again within a month.
It was time for me to clean up my desktop. I couldn’t even see my wallpaper anymore! Reminded me of my apartment, so I threw a lot of shit in the trashcan. While I deleted everything I didn’t use I came across this game I downloaded once. It’s called RapeLay. You can’t buy this game.…
I know I’m an asshole, but I wonder how many people will give me an honest answer. Don’t worry, the poll will be anonymous. The results will only show a percentage of the total amount of voters. And yes, women can be cheaters too.
From what I’ve learned so far, clothes make the man. You don’t show up at prom in your your shorts. You follow the dress-code. You need to understand that there is a science behind your clothing. You need to get some chemistry going.
So I’m 18 years old at the time and off to my next girlfriend. Let’s call her Jessica. Jessica was 17 years old, pretty, grown-up, blond, cute, smart and her eyes were amazing. Jessica had a handicap. She was born with only 1 hand.
First of all let me tell you that these stories will be posted in a new category called: ‘Sex Stories’. These stories will be graphic. Very graphic. If you’re not into that, leave now!
I was 16 years old when my 2,5 year long relationship started. She was the most beautiful girl from our school, and I was madly in love with her for a long time. She was a year younger than me, tiny, in shape, blond, cute, sweet, honest and did i mention, a nymphomaniac.
When I’m at home with a girl, I’m always shitting myself. I am scared. I’m really bad at making the first move. I find it hard to look into her eyes, and every time she she looks back at me I look straight to the ground.
Every time I hear a dark or ’emo’ song, I can’t help but to feel happy. I can feel the lyrics slip into my bones. It touches me. I can relate to those songs. They describe how I feel at some moments. It’s like they are singing it for me, and everything’s oke.
I was about 15 years old. I was still a virgin. I remember going on camp with my hockey club at the time. I was a so called ‘supervisor’. That will give you an idea of how big our club was. We were with a total of like 24 people.
As you might have noticed from my earlier posts, I am angry. I am angry at myself, I am angry at the world, I am angry at a lot of things. My biggest problem though, bigger then everything else, is that I am never angry. Got you there didn’t I? Let me explain.
Everybody does it. You get your camera, put down some romantic candles and let the magic begin. Most of the times these movies are made for the guys. They enjoy it. They achieved something ‘naughty’. There is a lot of trust involved in making a porn together. Any random youporner finds himself hundreds of newly…
Call me crazy, but how come all the pussy in the world is for grabs when you’re in a relationship? And then when you finally reach that magical single state, ‘poof’ all the pussy is gone.
When I think about this story it makes me kinda sick to my stomach, but at the time I felt like it had to be done. While I was looking for my next ‘victim’ I couldn’t help notice the absence of a girl I had my radar on for quite some time now. She wasn’t…
I was 16 years old and had it all figured out. Just lost my virginity so I felt like a boss. I was playing around with some girls, but it was nothing serious. You had to search hard to find a 15 or 16 year old girl who was ready for sex. At last I…
I was 15 years old. I already had a bunch of girlfriends, but they were only into kissing. I had some older friend who all had sex, and I couldn’t stay behind. There was no time to wait for the perfect girl. My first time had to be taken care of, and if there’s no…
If I think about a time and place where shit started to hit the fan, it must be when I was around 5 years old. My dad had his own company. My mom was a nurse (I guess). They were working really hard to give me and my brother a great future. And I can…
Let’s get something clear.. I want to be honest, but my long walk past memory lane might hurt some people close to me. I’ve seen gossip girl, and I’m pretty sure this blog can punch me in the face if somebody discovered my real name. Let’s call me Bryan. I’ve always wanted to be Bryan. Sounds cool.…
Welcome to my blog. I bet you’re thinking: ‘What the hell is this all about?’. Let me explain. My whole life I’ve been playing ‘the game’. Living for the ladies. I’m a pathological liar, I cheat, I am selfish and I’ve been a shitty friend. It’s time for me to write about my past, tell…