Advice from a cheater #1 – Asshole husband (@Sarah)

This is the first post from ‘Advice from a cheater’. I got a mail from Sarah, and I’ll try to answer it from my point of view.

Ballad Poem #3 – Crying girls

8 girls I would have sex with, even if I have a GF.

So we all got a list in our head about celebs who we would love to fuck. Some people even have a agreement with their partner, that if they ever had the chance, they could do it. Chances are, that’s never gonna happen.

Fooling around with a married woman.

I was about 18 years old at the time, and I was working at a magazine because my study didn’t start for another 6 months. That’s where I met this amazing 26 year old woman.

I miss the summer. I miss feeling hot.

As you know from my other post (CLICK HERE) I let my diet go a little bit during the winter time. Let me tell you, it sucks. I miss feeling hot!

Poll results – Cheaters everywhere

So I thought I was bad, but it seems that I’m not the only one.

Ballad Poem #2 – Liar, Liar pants on fire

Sex story #5 – She wanted me to rape her.

We were home alone. I tried to kiss her. She pushed me away. Don’t touch me, she said. I grabbed her, kissed her and threw her on the bed.

Get advice from a cheater.

I’ve been a cheater my whole life. Whatever I did back then, I can’t change it right now. The only thing I can do right now, is help you.

I’m not into rap, but this guy hits the nail on the head.

I might be an asshole, but I care about what’s happening in our world. I came across this rapper and damn, his lyrics are painfully true.

Ballad Poem #1 – Living for those easy girls.

Sex with a crying emo-girl

I’m very attracted to emo-girls, but yet I’ve only had sex with one of them. She’s my one and only emo-girl, and she was crying.

Pure out of boredom #2

You gotta love photo-shop! I’m marrying this chick! I’m sorry my photo-shop skills are the same as a 5 year old’s, but I gotta start somewhere right?

Q&A (Sex edition): One question, two answers. Man vs. Woman

Me and ‘thejamielea‘ are two totally different minds. She is all about love, I’m more of an asshole.

Sex tips #6 – 7 reason’s you won’t get laid.

There are some men/women who never get lucky. Why is that? I’ve had my fair share of friends who didn’t get laid. Here is what I think.

Pure out of boredom!

Thought I would make a nice header for my website, turns out that it looks like shit as a header. Still proud if it so I’m just gonna leave it right here.

The harsh truth. Saying ‘fuck you’ to the photoshop haters.

You know what really grinds my gears? All this talk about shifting body images. Models are getting photo-shopped, so what?

My mom is an alcoholic, and it pisses me off.

So my mom is an alcoholic, and it really pisses me off. Of course she is in denial, but that doesn’t mean it’s not happening.

I had sex with my student. Yes, she was underage (17).

.So I’m 21 years old and I’m a teacher at a high-school. I’m not a real teacher, i’m just an intern. I’m working as a P.E (physical education) teacher, and then I saw her. She wasn’t just cute, she had the tits and all. She was a straight up jailbait. Let’s call her Rosy.

Sex tips #5 – 7 reasons to get rid of your six-pack.

Yes, a six-pack is nice to look at. It shows girls you are in good shape, but it’s not a guarantee you will get any more girls then when you’re not having a six-pack. In fact, it could stop you from getting more girls.

I got excited from a rape scene – I spit on your grave

So I watched ‘I spit on your grave’ for the third time this weekend. The movie is a crime/horror/thriller, and could be described as disturbing.

My first step in becoming a better man.

So in my previous blog (click here if you missed it) I thought a lot about weather to tell my GF about my blog.

Sex tips #4 – Let’s explain foreplay

Let’s talk a little bit about foreplay. Foreplay is what we do to each other to get each other ready for sex. If I have an erection, that means I’m ready for sex, and I’m all fore-played out.

Sex story #4 – My biggest bet ever.

So I’m 19 years old, and in a relationship with Jessica (the one with the handicap). I was spending some time with her 2 little brothers in the other room, and she came in.

Another secret for my GF.. I need help!

I started this blog because I needed a place for the emotions I couldn’t show in ‘real’ life. I wasn’t happy with myself because there were so many lies. Writing about them makes me feel better. Even though I don’t know any of you, I feel like I’m somewhat becoming a better person.

Sex tips #3 – 12 tips to get sex through Tinder.

Everybody is using tinder, which means you should use it to find yourself some booty. I’ve had my fair chair of Tinder hookups, and it’s not hard at all.

Most disturbing movie I’ve ever seen: A Serbian Film

I love watching movies, but sometimes I get the feeling that everything is just the same. It’s basically the same story, just with different characters. At that moment I decided to search the web for some ‘disturbing’ movies. I invited my best friend and we started watching ‘A Serbian film’. Sounds harmless right? That’s what I thought…

Player poll: Have you ever had a threesome?

Did you get lucky? I know I have. I saw this pedestrian poll from Jimmy Kimmel today and it had some surprising answers, so it got me interested. Bloggers do threesomes?  It doesn’t matter weather it’s man-girl-girl or girl-man-man. Don’t worry, it’s anonymous.

Sex Story #3 – My fastest score ever.

This story takes place during my holiday with my GF from the last post (click here if you missed it). I’m 19 years old, and ready to fuck.

I cheated on my GF while being on holiday together.

I’m 19 years old, and on a holiday, with my girlfriend (Jessica, the one with the handicap). Well, there were 2 apartments right next to each other, with a big club in the middle. People from both apartments would come there to party. We were both with our parents, and Jessica’s parents choose to spend their holiday there…

Sex tips #2: Talk about her, you’re not important.

So you’re in a bar or a club, and you’re talking to some girl. Finding equal grounds can be really hard, and sometimes awkward. You need to get this conversation going, or otherwise it will be you and your hand all over again. She won’t go home with some retard who can’t even have a…

Sex Story #2 – Anal only please

So I’m about 19 years old and I’m being single again. I hate being single, I can’t stand it. I don’t know why, but every time I’m single I manage to fall in love again within a month.

Most disturbing game I’ve ever seen. Let’s rape some people.

It was time for me to clean up my desktop. I couldn’t even see my wallpaper anymore! Reminded me of my apartment, so I threw a lot of shit in the trashcan. While I deleted everything I didn’t use I came across this game I downloaded once. It’s called RapeLay. You can’t buy this game.…

Asshole Poll: Have you ever cheated?

I know I’m an asshole, but I wonder how many people will give me an honest answer. Don’t worry, the poll will be anonymous. The results will only show a percentage of the total amount of voters. And yes, women can be cheaters too.

Sex tips #1: Clothes make the man. Dress for your target group!

From what I’ve learned so far, clothes make the man. You don’t show up at prom in your your shorts. You follow the dress-code. You need to understand that there is a science behind your clothing. You need to get some chemistry going.

I took advantage of my GF’s handicap.

So I’m 18 years old at the time and off to my next girlfriend. Let’s call her Jessica. Jessica was 17 years old, pretty, grown-up, blond, cute, smart and her eyes were amazing. Jessica had a handicap. She was born with only 1 hand.

Sex story #1 – My magic threesome

First of all let me tell you that these stories will be posted in a new category called: ‘Sex Stories’. These stories will be graphic. Very graphic. If you’re not into that, leave now!

My 2,5 year long relationship as a cheater.

I was 16 years old when my 2,5 year long relationship started. She was the most beautiful girl from our school, and I was madly in love with her for a long time. She was a year younger than me, tiny, in shape, blond, cute, sweet, honest and did i mention, a nymphomaniac.

This music will get you laid.

When I’m at home with a girl, I’m always shitting myself. I am scared. I’m really bad at making the first move. I find it hard to look into her eyes, and every time she she looks back at me I look straight to the ground.

Dark music makes me happy.

Every time I hear a dark or ’emo’ song, I can’t help but to feel happy. I can feel the lyrics slip into my bones. It touches me. I can relate to those songs. They describe how I feel at some moments. It’s like they are singing it for me, and everything’s oke.

I shouldn’t be supervising those girls.

I was about 15 years old. I was still a virgin. I remember going on camp with my hockey club at the time. I was a so called ‘supervisor’. That will give you an idea of how big our club was. We were with a total of like 24 people.

My family sucks. You’ll agree after reading this.

As you might have noticed from my earlier posts, I am angry. I am angry at myself, I am angry at the world, I am angry at a lot of things. My biggest problem though, bigger then everything else, is that I am never angry. Got you there didn’t I? Let me explain.

Be an asshole: Make a porn without her knowledge!

Everybody does it. You get your camera, put down some romantic candles and let the magic begin. Most of the times these movies are made for the guys. They enjoy it. They achieved something ‘naughty’. There is a lot of trust involved in making a porn together. Any random youporner finds himself hundreds of newly…

How I fuck everybody, except my girlfriend.

Call me crazy, but how come all the pussy in the world is for grabs when you’re in a relationship? And then when you finally reach that magical single state, ‘poof’ all the pussy is gone.

Her dad died… showtime!

When I think about this story it makes me kinda sick to my stomach, but at the time I felt like it had to be done. While I was looking for my next ‘victim’ I couldn’t help notice the absence of a girl I had my radar on for quite some time now. She wasn’t…

Got away with cheating on GF #1

I was 16 years old and had it all figured out. Just lost my virginity so I felt like a boss. I was playing around with some girls, but it was nothing serious. You had to search hard to find a 15 or 16 year old girl who was ready for sex. At last I…

My first fuck.

I was 15 years old. I already had a bunch of girlfriends, but they were only into kissing. I had some older friend who all had sex, and I couldn’t stay behind. There was no time to wait for the perfect girl. My first time had to be taken care of, and if there’s no…

The babysitter loves me

If I think about a time and place where shit started to hit the fan, it must be when I was around 5 years old. My dad had his own company. My mom was a nurse (I guess). They were working really hard to give me and my brother a great future. And I can…

My new name

Let’s get something clear.. I want to be honest, but my long walk past memory lane might hurt some people close to me. I’ve seen gossip girl, and I’m pretty sure this blog can punch me in the face if somebody discovered my real name. Let’s call me Bryan. I’ve always wanted to be Bryan. Sounds cool.…

Confessions from an asshole.

Welcome to my blog. I bet you’re thinking: ‘What the hell is this all about?’. Let me explain. My whole life I’ve been playing ‘the game’. Living for the ladies. I’m a pathological liar, I cheat, I am selfish and I’ve been a shitty friend. It’s time for me to write about my past, tell…