Be an asshole: Make a porn without her knowledge!

Everybody does it. You get your camera, put down some romantic candles and let the magic begin. Most of the times these movies are made for the guys. They enjoy it. They achieved something ‘naughty’. There is a lot of trust involved in making a porn together. Any random youporner finds himself hundreds of newly added amateur porn movies a day.

So you and your girl are together for what? 2 years? Jeeej she trusts you and let’s you film her while she sucks your cock. But what if you don’t want to wait 2 years? What if you want to grab somebody from a bar, put her in your bed, fuck her silly and film her while doing it?

It’s all about the game. If you really want to be an asshole, follow these steps:

1. Make sure she’s drunk or just plain crazy.
2. Fuck her once. It will get the edge off.
3. While recovering, tell her about wanting to tie her up to the bed, blindfold her and ‘spoil’ her like she’s never been spoiled before. The part of the spoiling her is very important.. She has to get something out of it right?
4. Turn up some music. Make it loud, but sensual like a sex playlist from youtube or something. You’ll know why soon enough.
5. Get your phone/camera, massage oil and a towel. Hide your phone/camera in your towel. You’ll be needing it later.
6. Playfully tie her to the bed/bedframe/wall/whatever. Don’t be a creep!!
7. Start spoiling her to win her trust.
8. Show her the massage oil. Tease her a little bit.
9. Blindfold her with a sleeping mask or old t-shirt or something. Meanwhile, tell her about the massage.
10. Give her the massage. This may take up to 5 minutes depending how bad you want to make a porn.
11. Clean your hands on your towel so you won’t get that oily shit on your camera. (yes, I’m a genius)
12. Sit on top of her and let her suck your cock. In the meantime you can press record on your camera. Your camera will make a small ‘beep’ even though your phone is on ‘silence’. This is so you can’t make porns without girls knowing. You already took take of that by putting on some loud but ‘sensual’ music, so she won’t hear it. She’s sucking your cock on the beat of the music. If she’s not a sucker, play with her pussy and set up your camera with the other hand.
13. Make your porn. Fuck her good!
14. Hide your camera back in your towel after you’re done.
15. Keep it for your own private collection. It’s not worth a lawsuit. You’re an asshole, not an idiot.

Ladies, don’t let some random dude tie you up and blindfold you.