Confessions from an asshole.

/ 4 January 2015

Welcome to my blog. I bet you’re thinking: ‘What the hell is this all about?’. Let me explain.

My whole life I’ve been playing ‘the game’. Living for the ladies. I’m a pathological liar, I cheat, I am selfish and I’ve been a shitty friend. It’s time for me to write about my past, tell my stories and be honest. I will tell you how I lived my life, and how I’m living it right now.

I’m going to be real with you. This will be a messy blog, with probably a lot of cursing. Some may find my posts entertaining, others will find me disgusting. Some men will use my posts as an example to improve ‘their game’. And I really hope, some ladies will read this so you can recognize the assholes, and find a guy who will not only use you for sex.

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37 thoughts on “Confessions from an asshole.”

      • I’ll make sure to check it out! I doubt mine will be PG13.. And I already have the awesome problem that there are 2 lines on my page and only god knows where they came from. “introduction” – what’s on my blog? Seriously? Come on wordpress stop fucking with me!!

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      • Thank you! This is my first blog, so all feedback is welcome. Even if it’s about my grammar 😉 Just gotta make sure you haven’t linked anything from your other acounts like fb or twitter to your wordpress. Otherwise your freedom to write whatever you want could bite you in the ass..

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  5. But this is really quiet time and you shouldn’t reproach yourself. In a pretty full sex life I have only met ten women in it for just the sex. Most women do develop an emotional attachment and that is what makes “cheating” so guilt ridden. I’m pretty old now, things might have changed but somehow I think not that much.Guilt is what stops me from sleeping so join the club. BTW I have a young daughter now who looks at my emails so omitting the profanities would be appreciated. I can “f and Blind” as it use to be called, with the best, but I try to avoid it since I became an adult, at the age of 46. best of luck to you.

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    • Hi Roger. Seems to me you’re pretty wise now. I do not reproach myself for my sex life, it’s more of the way how i achieved my sexlife. I lied to, manipulated and disappointed a lot op people to get what I wanted. That’s what bothers me..

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  6. Well if you’re trying to recover from depression it’s best not to call yourself an asshole but say that you made some mistakes… But who am I to talk! I’m glad you liked my Boy’s First Sexual Awakening story. I’ve written a bunch more about the stages of learning how to masturbate, which I’ve yet to upload. Unlike yourself, when I got depression I turned it on myself instead of other people, though I do keep getting to know lonely unhappy people before running for the hills making them feel like shit-for-breakfast. Still, I’ve done more harm to myself and those things have been rather bizarre, making for some funny stories, which I’ve used to develop myself into a writer (mostly in some private archive of my computer, not online). I don’t know where I’m headed in the future – I’m trying to push myself into getting better, now that I know what’s wrong with me, but despite all my mental slogans I still act around other people like a gigantic… asshole. Still, it’s a lifelong road! Good luck with yourself, Bryan. I find that memoir stories, like Tomboy by Liz Prince or Lighter Than My Shadow by Katie Green or Ham On Rye by Charles Bukowski, are most powerful if they imply that your young life has a future and that the world doesn’t end at your being 24 years old. I also love this line of yours: “if there’s no time to wait for the perfect girl, I’m sure I’m the perfect guy for somebody out there”. Yes, I can recall the people around me were exactly in that mindset trying to lose their virginity at 13-17.

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    • Hi Joel, I liked the way you wrote your story. Recognized some things while reading haha. I find calling myself an asshole a great step for my recovery. That way I know where I came from, and can reflect to myself later on in life. No point of walking around it. I needed a moment of harsh self reflection! I’ll check out the memoir stories you mentioned! And ofcourse I’ll keep browsing through your stories! I think that line is indeed true for the youth these days. They are getting younger and younger. Cheers Bryan

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  7. May I ask you how you found my blog? It is a mystery to me how strangers find these blogs, I really would like to know. I read your blog in full last night and it almost stimulated me to tell my own story. Fortunately, a nights almost sleep squashed that idea. It did however leave me with some ideas about my own blog and so I have decided to write a bit about the pros and cons of anonymity. It is easy to find me via the net so I have to be circumspect about what I write since “full disclosure” would impact on my family. Let my just say that 3 spells of therapy have enabled me to do a pretty good impersonation of Eccentric Englishman rather than raving lunatic.

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    • I guess i found you with tags. I was looking for some blogs with different tags and you popped up. All through wordpress. Not google or something. I am very curious about your story, but I understand it’s not the smartest idea. That’s the main reason I went anonymous. It wouldn’t be interesting for me to blog if everybody knew who I was. it would have made me less open, and I guess my blog would have sucked. Cheers

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  8. I fucking love this blog! I hate how artificial we must become and most of all, the false piety so many pretend to. Not you, baby. You jump in there and put it right up our faces to kiss or slap! Go for it! I bet you will enjoy a couple of earlier poems I wrote and posted here.

    Have a whacking good year, dude! You rock!

    Brent Kincaid, WordMusic.

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  11. Well fuck me sideways and call me Pamela. This is some good shit. I like the candor and look forward to your future posts. I’ll be sure to pass along your blog to my clients for extracurricular reading, haha! I moonlight as a “professional” wing woman. The gentlemen of Baltimore and Washington DC could learn a thing or two from you. I like the twist of your shiv.

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  12. Haha, Jess is fine. 🙂 And yes, I help guys get laid. Depending on where they are in their game, I might just get them accustomed to speaking with women, critiquing their outer appearances, or suiting up myself to create intrigue at a bar. You briefly mentioned how the pussy buffet is bountiful while you’re in a relationship; that’s normal and called “preselection.” Women will always check out a man with attractive women flitting about him; he’s passed at least one chick’s shit tests and is therefore interesting. Plus women can be real assholes and just want to steal a gent. I have a sneaking suspicion you’ve witnessed such behavior.

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    • I may be an expert in such behavior. I’ve been stolen a lot 😉 That’s really interesting! Do you go out with a guy 1 on 1 of are you with a group? Maybe I should start this in Holland, I’ve never heard of it and I’m pretty sure there’s always a market for it. Guys pay girls to be their ‘date’ , so it’s smart to let them pay you, to teach them. Give a guy a fish and he eats for a day. Learn him how to fish and he’ll eat forever.

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      • I always go one-on-one. Isolating is crucial so I try to minimize cock blocking. If the target has a friend, that’s where I swoop in and neutralize the threat with bullshit banter… or ample cleavage, hahaha! You should definitely give it a go. I’m not sure what the gaming/dating scene is like in Holland so rates may vary from the US (I charge anywhere from $50 to $150 an hour depending on the severity of the situation), but sex will always be in demand. If you want to talk shop, shoot me an email at heyidontjudge@gmail.com

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      • Very interesting! But what if a guy hires you for 5 nights, $150 an hour, and he doesn’t get lucky. Won’t they just ask for their money back? I never check my gmail because it’s full with annoying twitter messages (like 10000 an hour) but I would love to talk about it! Do you have a website?

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      • One of the big and nasty truths about game, especially when you’re first beginning, is failure. You have to spend time in the trenches and gain experience; this is something I make very clear to my clients. If a guy seems like he needs a lot of help, I do a package deal, though most are at the point where they’re just shy being on their own or need help opening, closing, isolating, etc… This’ll reek of bullshit, but I really do want to see these men succeed. Perhaps I get off on helping people be naughty, haha~ I have a blog. It’s heyidontjudge.com

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