Sex tips #6 – 7 reason’s you won’t get laid.

There are some men/women who never get lucky. Why is that? I’ve had my fair share of friends who didn’t get laid. Here is what I think.

  1. Aiming too high. If you’re not getting laid, chances are you’re not looking like Ryan Gosling. Luckily you don’t have to be hot to get laid. If you are a 5 (on a scale of 1 to 10) you can never jump more then 3 points. That’s a rule. Stop trying to hit a 9. Lower the bar.
  2. You’re socially awkward. Get out there, but remember: Nobody is going home with you when you can’t even look them in the eye. Make eye contact and try some small talk. It’s not a job interview!
  3. Your clothing of choice looks like shit. Read some magazines, watch some youtube video’s with style tips, buy some new clothes and see what happens. Throw away those jeans you inherited from your grandparents.
  4. You’re a cheapskate. When you offer somebody a drink, don’t ask them for money so you can get it for them. Pay for her drink, and you might get lucky. It’s always cheaper than a hooker.
  5. Going home early. Seriously? Stay until the bar closes, otherwise you’re leaving at the point where everybody starts drinking. You need to be there when they are drunk. Between 03:00 and 04:00 is what I call happy hour.
  6. Not drunk enough, or too drunk. If you’re not drunk enough, you’re probably not on the same level as the rest of us. When you’re too drunk, you’re just annoying as shit. You’re just mumbling some random crap.
  7. You’re hitting on every girl. Stop that. Pick a girl, go for it. If it fails, move to another spot. Don’t stay at the same spot for too long.

Choose your flaw, work on it and get some ass!

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