Dating tip – Why girls ruin every chance at love.
Girls always talk about finding the perfect guy. Guess what, they don’t exist.
Advice from a cheater #1 – Asshole husband (@Sarah)
This is the first post from ‘Advice from a cheater’. I got a mail from Sarah, and I’ll try to answer it from my point of view.
8 girls I would have sex with, even if I have a GF.
So we all got a list in our head about celebs who we would love to fuck. Some people even have a agreement with their partner, that if they ever had the chance, they could do it. Chances are, that’s never gonna happen.
Fooling around with a married woman.
I was about 18 years old at the time, and I was working at a magazine because my study didn’t start for another 6 months. That’s where I met this amazing 26 year old woman.
I miss the summer. I miss feeling hot.
As you know from my other post (CLICK HERE) I let my diet go a little bit during the winter time. Let me tell you, it sucks. I miss feeling hot!
Poll results – Cheaters everywhere
So I thought I was bad, but it seems that I’m not the only one.
Sex story #5 – She wanted me to rape her.
We were home alone. I tried to kiss her. She pushed me away. Don’t touch me, she said. I grabbed her, kissed her and threw her on the bed.
Get advice from a cheater.
I’ve been a cheater my whole life. Whatever I did back then, I can’t change it right now. The only thing I can do right now, is help you.
Ballad Poem #1 – Living for those easy girls.
Sex with a crying emo-girl
I’m very attracted to emo-girls, but yet I’ve only had sex with one of them. She’s my one and only emo-girl, and she was crying.
Sex tips #6 – 7 reason’s you won’t get laid.
There are some men/women who never get lucky. Why is that? I’ve had my fair share of friends who didn’t get laid. Here is what I think.
I had sex with my student. Yes, she was underage (17).
.So I’m 21 years old and I’m a teacher at a high-school. I’m not a real teacher, i’m just an intern. I’m working as a P.E (physical education) teacher, and then I saw her. She wasn’t just cute, she had the tits and all. She was a straight up jailbait. Let’s call her Rosy.
I got excited from a rape scene – I spit on your grave
So I watched ‘I spit on your grave’ for the third time this weekend. The movie is a crime/horror/thriller, and could be described as disturbing.
Sex tips #4 – Let’s explain foreplay
Let’s talk a little bit about foreplay. Foreplay is what we do to each other to get each other ready for sex. If I have an erection, that means I’m ready for sex, and I’m all fore-played out.
Sex story #4 – My biggest bet ever.
So I’m 19 years old, and in a relationship with Jessica (the one with the handicap). I was spending some time with her 2 little brothers in the other room, and she came in.
Sex tips #3 – 12 tips to get sex through Tinder.
Everybody is using tinder, which means you should use it to find yourself some booty. I’ve had my fair chair of Tinder hookups, and it’s not hard at all.
Most disturbing movie I’ve ever seen: A Serbian Film
I love watching movies, but sometimes I get the feeling that everything is just the same. It’s basically the same story, just with different characters. At that moment I decided to search the web for some ‘disturbing’ movies. I invited my best friend and we started watching ‘A Serbian film’. Sounds harmless right? That’s what I thought…
Player poll: Have you ever had a threesome?
Did you get lucky? I know I have. I saw this pedestrian poll from Jimmy Kimmel today and it had some surprising answers, so it got me interested. Bloggers do threesomes? It doesn’t matter weather it’s man-girl-girl or girl-man-man. Don’t worry, it’s anonymous.
Sex Story #3 – My fastest score ever.
This story takes place during my holiday with my GF from the last post (click here if you missed it). I’m 19 years old, and ready to fuck.
I cheated on my GF while being on holiday together.
I’m 19 years old, and on a holiday, with my girlfriend (Jessica, the one with the handicap). Well, there were 2 apartments right next to each other, with a big club in the middle. People from both apartments would come there to party. We were both with our parents, and Jessica’s parents choose to spend their holiday there…
Sex Story #2 – Anal only please
So I’m about 19 years old and I’m being single again. I hate being single, I can’t stand it. I don’t know why, but every time I’m single I manage to fall in love again within a month.
Most disturbing game I’ve ever seen. Let’s rape some people.
It was time for me to clean up my desktop. I couldn’t even see my wallpaper anymore! Reminded me of my apartment, so I threw a lot of shit in the trashcan. While I deleted everything I didn’t use I came across this game I downloaded once. It’s called RapeLay. You can’t buy this game.…
Asshole Poll: Have you ever cheated?
I know I’m an asshole, but I wonder how many people will give me an honest answer. Don’t worry, the poll will be anonymous. The results will only show a percentage of the total amount of voters. And yes, women can be cheaters too.
I took advantage of my GF’s handicap.
So I’m 18 years old at the time and off to my next girlfriend. Let’s call her Jessica. Jessica was 17 years old, pretty, grown-up, blond, cute, smart and her eyes were amazing. Jessica had a handicap. She was born with only 1 hand.
Sex story #1 – My magic threesome
First of all let me tell you that these stories will be posted in a new category called: ‘Sex Stories’. These stories will be graphic. Very graphic. If you’re not into that, leave now!
This music will get you laid.
When I’m at home with a girl, I’m always shitting myself. I am scared. I’m really bad at making the first move. I find it hard to look into her eyes, and every time she she looks back at me I look straight to the ground.
Dark music makes me happy.
Every time I hear a dark or ’emo’ song, I can’t help but to feel happy. I can feel the lyrics slip into my bones. It touches me. I can relate to those songs. They describe how I feel at some moments. It’s like they are singing it for me, and everything’s oke.
How I fuck everybody, except my girlfriend.
Call me crazy, but how come all the pussy in the world is for grabs when you’re in a relationship? And then when you finally reach that magical single state, ‘poof’ all the pussy is gone.
Eat Sleep Fuck Repeat 